Hey Freaks, it's Friday, March 6, 2026.

Coming up on the program today, let's get to the bottom, pun intended, of obsessive fissing disorder.

Plus, relationship advice from complete dorks, and an inmate gets a little taste of freedom,

and then immediately throws it all away for stinky porta-potty sex.

All coming up today.

Distorted View Daily.

Proudly presents a cult leader who had sex with his own son's wife.

In my time here, I thought I heard everything.

Then Jeff delivered an incredible revelation about his dad,

the Messiah.

God came down on Michael and forced him to consummate with Christiana.

I mean, it was a terrible, strange act of God. He did an astonishing thing that I was astonished and so was Michael. Michael had made no mention of sleeping with his son's wife.

I got the feeling this was a story I wasn't supposed to hear.

And when Michael found out I knew, he asked me for an opportunity to explain just how God had made it happen.

I stood up like this, and suddenly I was forced down on the floor, and I started seeing that the consummation with Christiana was imminent,

and I was going to be...

I was going to have to do that.

I was just laying awake, and I was thinking about coming over here.

And I said to Father, I said, when I go over there, if Michael invites me in, I will

ask for the consummation tonight. So was it just a single occasion, this literal physical

consummation? No, it wasn't. You consummated more than once?

Yes, yes.

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