The Anti-Masturbation App That Snitched
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Timmy Boo dives into another chaotic mix of internet insanity, weird social media personalities, bizarre news, and questionable life advice. From a prostitute’s unforgettable clients to pickup artists with disastrous flirting strategies, this episode proves once again that humanity is a strange, confusing place. Sagittarius Shawty’s […]
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| 0:00.0 | Freaks, it's Wednesday, March 11th, 2026. Coming up on the program today, the prostitute who got rubbed with an amputated nub. Plus, why Christian women are biblically forbidden from wearing officially licensed teenage mutant Ninja Turtle apparel. Chicken wings now come in a drinkable form and a criminal laplifting in Florida. All coming up today. |
| 0:23.3 | It's time for another distorted view. |
| 0:26.6 | Test of patience. It was all in the world |
| 0:43.3 | People isdovement |
| 0:47.3 | Have been used and again |
| 0:51.3 | It's still |
| 0:52.3 | But for |
| 0:55.0 | For all |
| 0:56.0 | For everyone |
| 0:57.0 | The |
| 0:58.0 | Pune |
| 0:59.0 | Petsnav |
| 1:00.0 | Sanova |
| 1:02.0 | It's |
| 1:03.0 | And it |
| 1:04.0 | It's |
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| 1:11.6 | Would so |
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