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So let's take our most hardcore listeners and rate them on a scale of one to ten based on their looks is probably a bad idea.

That's a bad idea.

So the point of this, and I have to... That's a bad idea. Na, la, la, na, na, nah, nah, nah.

That's a bad idea.

So the point of this, and I have to remember this again, because I think I kind of messed it up, last time we did it,

because it hurts to tell somebody that their aesthetic number is less than what they see.

But what we said we were doing here is if you're going to try to link up and you're out there and you're single, you really kind of need, if you need a reality

check, then we'll give it to you. And I felt bad that we ranked somebody lower than she saw

herself, but that's kind of what this thing was all about. Yeah, and that's why I didn't want to do it. But wouldn't you want to know? And that's why I said, look, if you really, really want to know, go ahead and hit us with a picture. And if you want an unbiased opinion, then we'll give it to it. We don't know you. You're just out there. So maybe you need that perspective. So let's do two today.

Okay.

Good morning.

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