We Ranked Every State in the USA... Bad Idea.

Chuckle Sandwich

Chuckle Sandwich & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.9 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich we attempted the impossible. We attempted to rank every single state in the United States of America, and boy did it go really well!

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0:00.0	Today's the day, Shlant.
0:01.2	Today's the day that we are going to be answering the question
0:04.7	that people around the nation have been wondering
0:07.2	for the longest time, and that is, what is the best state?
0:12.6	What's the number?
0:13.5	Nexus, baby.
0:14.3	Nexus. No, we're not gonna.
0:15.5	Texas.
0:16.3	Everything's bigger in Texas.
0:17.6	Everything's better in Texas.
0:19.2	The food is better.
0:20.3	The women are better.
0:22.8	I think that's it actually.
0:24.0	And you know what?
0:25.0	No smog.
0:25.9	Not a single day has passed
0:27.9	when I've been like, oh, this smog here.
0:29.5	I can't breathe.
0:30.3	I feel like I can't breathe.
0:31.9	I don't even know if you know what smog is.
0:35.2	Do you know what smog is?
0:36.6	No.
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