Schlatt's Texas Nightmare II

Chuckle Sandwich

Chuckle Sandwich & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.9 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, Schlatt has turned into an angry little guy because of his choices to live in Austin, Texas. The blistering cold that hits his city for 5 days every year has led him down a pathway to hate Seth Rogen somehow.

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0:00.0	There's one thing I know from running a very successful business.
0:03.6	And it's that the more you beat the employees, the higher the morale gets.
0:07.9	I don't know if it's like because of cancel culture these days or something like that.
0:11.7	Like, honestly, let's cancel cancel culture.
0:15.0	But like you can, you can talk, you look a little confused.
0:18.4	You just made a confused face when I said that.
0:20.6	No, you lost me.
0:22.3	Talkers probably trying to cancel us.
0:24.2	Are you trying to cancel?
0:25.2	I probably need a beating.
0:26.4	Ted, this is why comedy is dead.
0:28.3	And all the comedians are moving from shitty smoggy Los Angeles.
0:32.8	Because you can't tell jokes over there.
0:34.6	I don't know why you had to throw in a dig about Los Angeles.
0:37.3	Oh, I feel like any sentence you say on this podcast could be a vehicle for you to hate
0:42.7	Los Angeles.
0:43.7	And you know, this is not a, this is not a fucking true.
0:47.0	It's not.
0:48.0	I don't feel safe.
0:49.0	I wonder why not in Los Angeles in this podcast.
0:52.7	You live with Seth Rogan.
0:54.6	Oh, you know, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're,
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