My house blew up. I had to find another one. Oh, okay. Gas leak. Oh, and it was insurance fraud. Please officer, you have to understand I had a gas leak and I just so happened to love to play with matches in my basement.

Not my problem. It's flow from progressives problem now. Thanks flow. Thanks for the bundle and safe because I mean Jesus. Yeah, I had met flow. Have you? No, I haven't. I don't have progressive. She is so goddamn annoying. That lady will not shut up about insurance. And that's all she ever thinks about.

I don't know how long she's been doing the commercials for but she's a she's getting old. Oh, she's getting up there. She's getting up there. I wonder if that's that actress. I wonder if that's her only job. She couldn't do anything else, bro. Yeah, it turns out that flow from progressive was going to be in La La Land. She wasn't going to be Emma Stone. It was going to be flow from progressive and she just didn't get it. Man, well, they got flow from progressive. They got Jake from state farm. They got Geico the gecko from Geico. Who else do they have? Why is it British, too? Why is

the why is the gecko British? Americans love British people. Americans love the Brits. They love the British accent. They think it's smart. Meanwhile, British people are the fucking stupidest country of people ever compiled. How do you get a how do you get a worldwide empire and lose it in like a hundred years like every single one they had. The UK now is the pomeranian of the wolf of yesterday. Exactly. And Geico the Gecko and the my house.

Today is is is is rubble. I bang flow from progressive. Welcome to Jungle sandwich.

The oils flowing through my my flat six and I am ready to go. I'm firing on all pisses. I got launch control ready and we're doing. Would you rather today talk or take it away.

Would you rather have an Omni tricks or a death note.

Death note. Yeah, this one I got on reddit and it's pretty good. Whoa. Okay. Now for those of you who don't know what the Omni tricks is because, you know, this may be aging us.

A little bit. This is a bit old. It is a bit old. The Omni tricks is from Ben 10, one of the best cartoons of all time.

And it's basically it's the coolest concept for a kid to have to wear a show to one of the coolest I'd say.

Basically kid gets a fucking watch and he can just use the watch to turn into literally whatever alien he wants.

I think he starts off with like maybe I don't know 10 of them and.

Yeah, he gets more. He gets more but the show name doesn't it doesn't show name.

It's still been changed appropriately. Yeah, but he doesn't 17 doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

It does not it does not. But oh man, that's a tough one. No, it's not. This is not a tough one.

You take it I'm taking a death note any day of the week. You know why?

Because then you can start fucking auctioning off pages in it in real estate.

To the highest bidder and there's going to be a lot of them.

I feel like if you started doing that, people would figure out who you are and then that you'd be such a huge target.

Now imagine you have a watch that turns you into a 30 foot tall slime beast.

You don't think that'll put a target on you? No, because what are you fucking stupid?

Well, I'm not stupid. I think I'm actually. Yes, you are. Don't say that.

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