We Paid Fiverr Artists for Terrible Tattoos (Then Got Them)

Cold Ones

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4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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We thought it’d be a brilliant idea to commission tattoo designs from Fiverr artists—without any revisions—and then get them inked permanently. Spoiler: it wasn’t. From bizarre concepts to downright regrettable art, watch us make some of the most questionable decisions of our lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Permanent damage.
0:01.0	Like this?
0:01.6	No, no, no, no, no, Trix!
0:02.6	Please!
0:04.0	That is on your body forever.
0:07.6	No, no, red in submission.
0:13.1	Today, we will be commissioning the most fucked up tattoo designs possible.
0:19.1	We're gonna stick them all on a big wheel, spin it.
0:21.6	And then get the tattoos.
0:23.1	Basically permanent damage.
0:25.3	Mom, if you're watching this, we're...
0:27.3	I'm sorry.
0:28.6	Tattoo design right there, top one.
0:30.2	Let's search that.
0:30.8	46 bucks.
0:31.7	That seems cheap.
0:32.9	I don't trust.
0:34.1	Oh, that's good inspiration.
0:35.5	Gay Jesus tattoo.
0:37.6	Wait, wait, wait.
0:38.5	Can we steal this for one of my ideas?
0:40.5	Property of Steve.
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