We Flew Around the Globe to try the WORST Local Alcohol

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

We traveled the world (kinda) to hunt down the nastiest, weirdest, most questionable local alcohol we could find—and then we drank it. Spoiler: it didn’t go well. From fermented horrors to drinks that straight-up shouldn’t exist, this is global taste testing at its worst… and somehow, still kind of fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	R!
0:01.2	Ah!
0:05.0	Run!
0:06.8	Oh my God!
0:13.3	Max!
0:13.8	Apparently we're flying to every country in the world to drink grog.
0:18.4	That sounds like a lot of taxpayers' money gone down the toilet.
0:22.1	It'd be funny if we stole the plane.
0:24.5	Hypothetically, if like, I knew a guy that left the keys in the plane.
0:29.0	Would you come fly it with me?
0:31.2	That sounds really good.
0:32.8	Okay, I know a guy.
0:33.8	You know a guy.
0:34.5	You said he left the fucking keys in the plane.
0:36.3	No, I know a guy, but we're going to have to dress up. Airport security of fucking stupid.
0:39.6	You can get away with anything if you put a pilot
0:41.3	hat on. Okay. Okay.
0:43.7	Co-pilot Max. I know this guy.
0:45.7	We're bros. How do you know him? We play poker
0:47.5	on Wednesdays. Oh, yeah. That's odd because it seems like he's dressed more like the pilot,
0:54.3	and you were dressed like Warrior from Mario.
0:56.2	It's dress up funny to workday.
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