These "As Seen on TV" Fitness Products SUCK

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2025

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

We got our hands on some of the most hyped "As Seen on TV" fitness gadgets to see if they live up to their outrageous claims. Spoiler: they don't. From the infamous Shake Weight to other bizarre contraptions, watch us struggle, sweat, and laugh our way through these gimmicky workouts.

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0:00.0	Come on, bro!
0:03.0	Thank you.
0:04.0	That's really fun.
0:06.0	Oh!
0:07.0	Hello, Cold Ones fan!
0:12.0	Look at all this space we have today for you.
0:15.0	Today we're bringing back a certified Cold Ones Classic, as seen on TV products. Today's special keyword is exercise.
0:23.5	I can't get a full range of motion in these f***in sleeves.
0:26.3	Oh my god, okay.
0:28.1	Cool shirts fell off.
0:29.3	Can you, can you guys test this on your...
0:31.3	What the fuck?
0:31.8	Look these guns, look at these.
0:34.1	My turn to you, yours.
0:35.0	Alright.
0:36.3	Okay, he's not as strong as he's. Why is this one harder?
0:39.3	I'm loose.
0:40.3	I feel nude.
0:41.3	I won't do the other one.
0:42.3	By the power of Grey Scott.
0:44.3	I don't know.
0:45.3	Hey!
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