We Paid Fiverr Artists for Terrible Tattoos (Then Got Them)
Cold Ones
Cold Ones
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:29.7 | On the high streets of Britain, something is brewing in Starbucks and it's not just delicious |
| 0:36.6 | coffee. |
| 0:38.3 | Minds are meeting, thoughts are connecting, and with a scribble, a sip and a spark, ideas |
| 0:44.3 | are fizzing into life. |
| 0:46.3 | They might come from nowhere, but they have to start somewhere. |
| 0:51.3 | So, we'll make the coffee. |
| 0:53.3 | You make it happen. Made in Starbucks. Permanent damage. |
| 1:01.4 | Like this? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Trix. Please. That is on your body forever. |
| 1:07.5 | No, no, Redd in submission. |
| 1:13.3 | Today, we will be commissioning the most fucked-up tattoo designs possible. |
| 1:19.2 | We're going to stick them all on a big wheel, spin it, and then get the tattoos. |
| 1:23.2 | Basically, permanent damage. |
| 1:25.5 | Mom, if you're watching this, we... I'm sorry. Tattoo design right there, top one. Let's touch that. 46 bucks. That seems cheap. Nah, I don't trust. Ooh, that's good inspiration. Gay Jesus tattoo. Wait, wait, wait. Can we steal this for one of my ideas? Property of Steve. What the fuck is that? It's an elephant hanging itself on a dandelion. |
| 1:45.9 | Okay, 500 bucks. Okay, we get a high definition illustration with lots of details. |
| 1:50.7 | If I'm getting like the worst fucking thing ever, I want it to be detailed. Before we continue, |
| 1:55.1 | GamerSups. Put logo on screen with our code with discount price. They said if I sell enough, |
| 2:00.2 | they'll buy me a new car. |
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