Trying the World's Strongest Beer

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2026

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Join us for an entertaining episode of Cold Ones, where we dive into the world of beer and drinking culture. In this episode, we discuss various types of beers, share our thoughts on unique brews, and explore the experiences tied to different drinks. Don’t miss out on the fun and insights! #ColdOnes #Beer #Drink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ah!
0:02.0	He's literally trying to kill us!
0:07.0	Hello! Everyone!
0:10.0	Beer.
0:11.0	No.
0:14.0	Welcome to another cold ones video.
0:17.0	Today, brain slow, Darcy. Explain. Fellis. What's your favourite kind of thing to drink? Grog. That is correct. Gogg. That is really good. I literally searched the world, far and white, to find the world's strongest beers so that you guys can drink it and have a really good time. Could he say? What's up guys? It's Mr. Beer here. What's up guys? Mr. Beer here. I'm gonna keep it real. I don't like beer. All right. I'm gonna put the beer in front of you. Are you guys keep your eyes closed? Max and I are gonna do a prayer to the beer gods. Dear beer gods, please be merciful. Make the beer taste good. I know that's a massive feat. Are we keeping our eyes closed?
0:55.0	Yeah, close your eyes, close.
0:56.0	Oh, I already saw that shit. Oh, that's a... I like this shape of that beer. I definitely know what that is. It feels like my dad. The first beer today at the bottom of the list, Victoria Bitter, one of Australia's most iconic beers, tonic beers is a full flavored full strength lager that's normally 4.9% ABV. But as this is the world's
1:13.4	strongest beers, it's only iconic beers is a full flavored full strength lager that's normally 4.9% ABV.
1:12.1	But as this is the world's strongest beers, it's only fair to start with the world's strongest VB.
1:17.1	A new addition to the brand, VB Extra, coming in at 6%.
1:21.4	Oh my god.
1:22.6	Why is it smaller?
1:23.6	It's got more beer.
1:24.6	Less fluff, more beer.
1:26.3	That's so tiny. Drink the RVB first as a baseline, I think.
1:30.3	Yeah, I'm gonna know the difference. Besides, this one tastes bad. This one tastes worse.
1:34.3	Ow. Alright, let's sample it. Let's have it from the bottle first and then from a nice frosty cold ones mug.
1:41.3	This is probably my worst nightmare.
1:43.3	Really? Cheers, big ears. Actually, if I worked a hard day outside, that might be good. I mean, I like it. I don't mind the BB. It tastes like sand. Drink more. Like really nailed down the flavour profile. Like really... You just got head. I wish. I can taste like maybe I could get into it but I have to be
2:02.6	working outside in the sun now let's try this one which is like double the strength all right
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