We Tried to Master IMPOSSIBLE Tasks

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Join the Cold Ones as they tackle hilarious tasks inspired by the popular show "Taskmaster." In this episode, they take on unique challenges that showcase their creativity and comedic skills. Prepare for unexpected twists and plenty of laughs as they navigate through the tasks presented to them. #ColdOnes #Taskmaster Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Go in the fucking hat.
0:03.0	Ah, it burns, it burns.
0:05.0	Ha ha ha ha!
0:10.0	Hello, Cold On, today we're doing the Impossible Task Challenge.
0:16.0	A bit of a spin-off of Task Master.
0:19.0	I don't even know what that fucking is. Darsie just said that.
0:22.0	Hello, welcome to Cold Ones Task Master.
0:25.7	My name is Darpley Daniels.
0:27.6	I'm going to be making your two favorite stupid idiot YouTubers go head to head to complete silly, wacky task.
0:33.0	We're going to see if all their experience fucking around on camera is paid off.
0:37.0	And if they can complete the task
0:38.5	in the envelope to decide who wins a sculpture of my head me the host's head that looks like
0:44.4	my employer no it's not the winner today takes away this prize i can take that home with me if i win
0:49.9	yes chad all righty, gentlemen.
0:56.0	Yes, taskmaster.
0:58.0	Time for the first task.
0:59.0	Look at the wax seal.
1:00.0	Is that meant to be your little fella?
1:02.0	Open it. Read it out loud together.
1:04.0	The first person to successfully complete this task will gain 10 points.
1:07.0	Finish the drink without closing your mouth.
1:09.0	Your mouth must be visibly open the entire time. First person to finish their drink wins. Your time starts now.
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