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Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Iliza contends with a listener's missing tooth, a salary discrepancy and comeuppance for a COVID wedding.

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram, comment section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them! Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me! Ask me your image!

0:30.0

We made it! Fucking toes, bitches! Oh, I hate that it started that way because if you've never heard this podcast, it's just like, what is this? Yeah, if your New Year's resolution was, start a new podcast and you opened up this one. Welcome to Girl Talk! Welcome to the Bitch Dome! This is where ladies jive out. Alright. 2021, you made it and guess what? Everything is exactly the same. Everyone's like, oh my god, you got through 2020!

1:00.0

Look, don't care about the demarcation of time. They don't adhere to the Christian calendar. Hopefully though, it's a fresh start for you mentally and we got a whole new bevy, whole fresh crop of questions, whole crop of questions. Moving into 2021 with ease and gratitude.

1:18.0

Oh, choosing joy. Everyone's fat right now. Everyone's just getting back to work. I'm gonna go back to my third nursing job. I gotta go back in there. There's no more podcast. I hate so much over the holidays. I've got a PhD due and a term paper and I've got kids. And an ailing parent and my friend being a bitch. I gotta get inside of this clinic! We got you. It's time to answer those questions.

1:47.0

Kick it! What? I'm having an apple. Don't do it right in the... Some people like this. They really don't. Why are people so touchy?

1:57.0

It's misophonia. Okay. It's not misophonia. Misattitude. You got attitude. Anonymous. High lives in Emily. I mean, I'm so hungry. I know. Just don't bite it right until...

2:13.0

Did you interview with Harvard about sociological questions and it was an hour and a half. And I was sweating because I had to make sure to use the biggest words I knew. But hey, you're helping research.

2:26.0

Am I? No, I was gonna read that. No one reads papers. Yeah, you heard me.

2:31.0

High lives in Emily. Love the Pogas big fan. So me and a friend of mine recently pranked my boyfriend. And it was all fun and games until he got so mad when he realized we were pranking him. We were having a girl. And it was super disrespectful to me. Asked me not to talk to him, which I understand because he was mad.

2:47.0

But what hurt me was a disrespectful word. He said. He said a lot of things and telling me, including telling me to f myself and as much as I knew I made a childless mistake and apologize.

2:58.0

What he said to me when he was mad was so hurtful. Should I let it go and understand he was mad. We still haven't spoken. Lots of love from Africa. Now there was an update. Africa.

3:08.0

Yes, then there was an update. We managed to work through a misunderstanding, but he refuses to acknowledge his mistaken said I deserved it and seems to be very stubborn about it. So I just decided to let it go. Even like told him that I will not tolerate disrespect again.

3:21.0

Not sure I did the right thing. Please advise. I got it. Well, I know what the end please advise. You don't have to read. People are so bored by the end. I get it. Please advise. Also, thank you so much for taking the like we get it.

3:33.0

I want to know what the prank was. I want to know what country Africa they live in. I also do want to know the prank because there's like, oh, we shaved off your eyebrows and told your mom that you had a like, what did you?

3:44.0

What did you do? I think very rarely is a prank going to be as funny as you think it is. I think it's humor that relies on like what?

3:52.0

So you tricked them and they got tricked and how they feel dumb for getting tricked like what's the humor? Here's what happened. Embarrassment with men like people won't talk about male embarrassment.

4:02.0

Some guy like loses his boner during sex and then he like beats his wife like never discount male embarrassment. I've dealt with that with some men in my life where they were just embarrassed and all of a sudden you're not talking and that is a thing you maybe hurt his pride you hurt his ego.

4:16.0

You embarrassed him maybe in front of your friend men don't want to look weak. Nobody wants to look bad. I'd be interested to know what you did. And it's just like two women ganging up on him. I don't know anything about this guy. I would let it lie.

4:28.0

That being said, if you have the relationship where he's never said a bad thing and he said that it is a little weird because you kind of see like when the rubber meets the road what this guy's made of.

4:38.0

But we don't know what let's say you did something really bad. Maybe it's tit for tat maybe you fucked him over so you like go fuck yourself.

4:44.0

Or it was just like we said we got you chocked cupcake ninskinning it's vanilla. This is how we do it in the mob way.

4:50.0

Yeah, it's tough. I mean if he's otherwise really great. I don't she's saying like he was disrespectful and she wants him to to apologize. Did you apologize for the prank?

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