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If you're hearing this, it means you made it! It's not a commercial. It's the beginning of the show. You made it to the end of 2020.

You might be listening to this after, but if you're listening to this episode, fresh off the feed, ripped fresh.

You made it. You got one day left. You could die tomorrow, for sure.

God! You said December 30th. Yeah, that's what today is in the future.

Made it to the end. Unfortunately, Bad Luck does not honor the Christian calendar. So the fact that 2020 is over does not mean science and a pandemic is like,

Okay, year is good enough. We always think, well, we'll just demarcate them by year. So, your Bad Luck's probably not totally done, but at least we can close this year.

At least we can stop looking forward to 2020. And we can apply fresh eyes by thinking, well, I'm starting over.

The best thing that could happen is a new year, because at least it gives you the illusion that it's fresh, but really it's just the same reheated misery.

Being slightly alleviated, right? There's a vaccine. We're doing okay. Cardi B's throwing birthday parties, who cares?

Last year about what kind of vaccine this is. It's like, it's like something called like mRNA, which instead of flu vaccine where they put the dead virus into you.

This is one where like the vaccine goes into your body. And it's like, hey, this is what the virus looks like. Like deal with this. Like it doesn't bring it in. It teaches your body. Yeah, basically, which is so cool.

It's very Chinese. They're like, we're just going to teach you and you have to learn. Oh, they've been working on it. I think somewhere in another country and then in like Maryland, Maryland. We always have a hard time with that.

We don't. You do. And you were reading that script the other day and you kept saying clergyman.

I swear that it said clergyman. It's clergyman. clergyman. Okay, it's clergyman. Okay.

I have problems with the word futile because like resistance is futile, not futile. Because that's like a feudal lord. Like F.E.U. If you say futile, it sounds like you kind of just learn the word.

Well, it sounds like you're trying to do like a thing. futile. Well, why else would you say it? Right. Well, putting on toppings is futile. You won't enjoy your Sunday.

You guys. There's only like one New Year's Eve song. What is it? Oh, odd Lang sign. Yeah. Do you remember the car commercial? And it was like, they sing the song and then they're like, tada, tada, what on earth is an odd Lang sign?

It's Latin for buffet. It's Latin for kisses. Frankly, Missulto should be a New Year's Eve thing.

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