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We Learned Against Our Will The Worst Times Roleplaying Went WRONG!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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It's time for some role play gone wrong! Producer Rebecca introduced us to Kermit role play, but it's about to get even weirder!

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I think one of the things I'm most proud of

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when it comes to the show is the tangents

1:23.2

that we can go on.

1:24.4

How one bit can just turn into something completely different. We've always said this, that when we come in here with a schedule and some of you are just now realizing that we actually have a schedule when we come in here, that when we never get to anything, to me, those are the best shows. Uh-huh. And yesterday, our social media producer, Rebecca, was on and she was asking for advice about what her couple's

1:44.2

costume should be for Halloween. She and her boyfriend are going to do a couple's costume.

1:48.3

She's very excited. She's a Halloween free Keys game for the cosplay. And it got us off on a tangent

1:55.4

on weird role playing. Yeah, because I was picturing like a woman saying to her man like,

2:04.5

hey, you ready for some role playing for the first time in him being like all, yeah, what is up?

2:10.6

And then her making the same suggestion, Rebecca was going to be like, okay, well, you're going to

2:15.9

be Kermit and him going, waw, won, and I'm going to be missing. Now, to be like, okay, well, you're going to be Kermit. And him going, wah, wah. And I'm going to back with me. Now, to be fair, Rebecca didn't come on here talking about role playing in the bedroom with her boyfriend. No, she had an innocent conversation about couples' Halloween costumes. The freaks that we are took it down the role play tangent. i mean the costumes are already on right and we're

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