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It's the Virch Show.

This segment hasn't even started yet,

and Abby's already fat shaming Jackson.

What's new?

Who isn't fat?

There's got to be a term for that when you fat-shame somebody that's not fat. But that's why it's funny. I think what Abby wants it to be called is a joke. La funny whimsy. So funny, Abby. So funny. You laughed. I literally said the joke and you cackled and Kristen cackled next to you and then she had to repeat the joke to Bert who then in turn also cackled. You missed me wiping the tears away from my eyes. It was funny. All right. Enough about your cancels. All right. So what's going on? Why is there attention in the youth group now, personality hires?

What's up?

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