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ex. What do we got today, Ish? Today we're heading down to the dairy aisle of your local grocery

store. This one's my favorite if you are still, unfortunately, dating this demon who has ruined your life, but you're on your way out. You're ready to move out. You're ready to, like, pull the plug with that last big fight. So head down to your local grocery store, head down to the dairy aisle, and you're going to grab one, maybe two gallons of milk, ideally close to the expiration date. Then you're going to head down to the cleaning supply aisle, and you're going to grab one of those big spray bottles, the refillable spray bottles for cleaning your house. Once you got those, you're going to head back home, fill up that spray bottle, and you are just going to spray a gentle mist of milk over every fabric surface in that entire apartment. No. You don't want to go. It's disgusting. It's hard because that it's going to get crusty. You want it to be undetectable. And then that night, once everything, the mattress, the sheets, the carpet, the couch are fully doused. You're going to pick a huge fight. You're going to break up. You can't handle this anymore.

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