Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week: Should Your Weight Affect Your Airfare?
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🗓️ 29 July 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Lunchtime. Time to get my macro in the microwave. |
| 0:03.9 | Oh, kitchen banter afoot. If in doubt, join in. |
| 0:07.9 | Oh, hey Jim. You listen to Comedy on Audible too? |
| 0:11.8 | Uh, yeah. So funny. |
| 0:15.1 | Yeah. What's your favourite title? |
| 0:17.8 | Uh, the comedy comedian show. |
| 0:22.4 | That's not a real show, is it, Jim? |
| 0:24.6 | Get in on the jokes with comedy on Audible. |
| 0:27.7 | Subscription requires the audible.com. |
| 0:29.1 | UK for terms. |
| 0:32.5 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:33.7 | Kristen's Bad Take of the Week and Best Take of the Week coming up here in just a couple of seconds. |
| 0:37.5 | I have to remember that when I joke about myself and my height online, that encourages the algorithm to put more short jokes and more short content in front of me, which can be annoying, except when this one came by, which is totally true. |
| 0:55.3 | And I thought, Abby, you would absolutely love this. Short guys will get this. |
| 0:58.7 | You know there's a silent war going on right now between short guys and tall guys? |
| 1:03.6 | No one's talking about this. |
| 1:06.4 | Short guys don't like tall guys. And tall guys don't know the war is going on. |
| 1:19.6 | Hasn't caught up to them. |
| 1:21.6 | You can't see it. They're just kind of walking. |
| 1:26.6 | It's all this mayhem below. They're like, ooh, get out of here. Yeah, that's at Trajelam on Instagram. Totally true, man. There is a silent war. We're in it. Tall guys are not. All right, I got your bad take of the week, and I got your best take of the week, but you know we've got to start with the bad. You never have to look too far for stupid opinions on the internet, but Kristen brings you |
| 1:49.4 | the worst of the worst. It's Kristen's bad take of the week. This one comes courtesy of the |
| 1:56.4 | Adam Carolla show, which Bert had sent to me. And and he was like bad take of the week question mark |
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