We Have A New Campaign: Make America Have Sex Again!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 12 August 2022
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on the virtue. It was the most disturbing thing that I heard yesterday and something needs to be done about it. |
| 0:11.7 | What I'm talking about is the statistic that Mo came in with yesterday that really says |
| 0:20.6 | Our ladies that were married to you know what they'd rather do anything else than have sex. |
| 0:25.5 | I mean, anything is disturbing. Yeah. So this conversation came up because I was talking about how I made a joke before about how I believe |
| 0:35.7 | that the majority of women who are married did not marry their partner who gave them the best bedroom experience of their life. |
| 0:44.4 | By the way, my husband was very appreciative of my of my response yesterday. |
| 0:48.8 | I'm just saying so many props saying that he was the best. He is. |
| 0:53.0 | Best hands down. And that's a beautiful thing. It is. And so there was |
| 1:00.2 | I'll stop now, baby. I'm embarrassing. |
| 1:03.0 | So there was an article that was released that basically was backing up my argument of the fact that nobody really ever |
| 1:10.6 | marries their best sex partner ever. And one of the stats in this article was according to a recent study by |
| 1:19.2 | I village less than half of wedded women married the person that was the best sex of their lives. |
| 1:25.4 | 52% say that it was an X and 66% here's we rounded up to 70. Here's the one. Here it is right here. |
| 1:33.4 | Would rather read a book, watch a movie or take a nap and sleep with their spouse. |
| 1:39.2 | All right. So yeah, I rounded that thing up to let's say 70%. We got we have a this is a problem. |
| 1:44.6 | This is a pandemic. Oh, this is what we need to focus on right here. Right. |
| 1:50.0 | Step aside. We got some ladies to please. |
| 1:54.7 | I read the same article and these are other things that women would rather do than have sex with |
| 2:00.5 | their husbands run a cheese grater across their forehead. No, that is not in the article. You're so |
| 2:05.6 | making that 40% would rather step in fresh dog poop. And 38% would rather have a stranger spit |
| 2:14.2 | in their face. Wow. Yeah. I believe it. That has sex with their husbands. All right. I'm going to |
| 2:18.3 | ask women a basic question. What are we doing wrong? I mean, this we got to stop this right here |
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