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Hey, Noah, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a fan.

Hey, Noah, how are you?

I'm doing very well.

How are you doing?

Oh, I'm doing great. First things first. I understand you're in

Massachusetts. Where are you? I'm from said area as well. Whereabouts? So I was born and raised in Shrewsbury,

which is just outside of Worcester. But right now, I live in Woolburn with my husband. Oh, okay. Very good.

All right. I hail from Brookline, so I know these areas well. And all my family is from Worcester originally, so I know Shrewsbury as well. So I just wanted to make sure that we were super boring up front. And we were. Now, do you ever take Route 9? You ever use Route 9?

We might have to hijack this time. Yeah. All right. No, I'm moving on from that now. And I'm going to get to more fruitful area. There's a Volvo dealership. No. Okay. It's Masta now. It's Masta. Okay. Masta. Very good. Noah, we now know I know exactly where you live, and there will be no more questions except for in a few minutes about the Boston area.

I want to ask you what you do for a living. Let's talk about that.

Yeah, for sure. I am a condom size specialist for a condom company.

Oh, here we go.

Okay.

Here we go.

Are you hiring?

Excuse me.

I'm going to get us right to the next.

When you say Shrewsbury.

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