Hi, my name is Josh Safty and I feel like a liar.

Saying that I feel anything about being Conan O'Brien.

Fawn is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking

blues, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien

Needs a Friend. I'm the aforementioned Conan

Conan, joined by Sonam of Sessian, Matt Gourley. How we doing, gang? What's

happening? Good. Good, good. Good in the hood. What's the mood today?

It's pretty good, I'd say. Yeah? Yeah? No, am I wrong? No, I don't know. I'm just,

I like to get the vibe in the room. I like to match the temperature. And I wasn't sure today. I was, you all seem pretty happy, right? Yeah. I wish I ate more. What do you mean? I just didn't eat a proper meal before. And we're recording. It's like almost two o'clock and I'm hungry. What is a proper meal for you? What would that be? Literally any food in front of me. Would you have for breakfast? I didn't have breakfast. You didn't eat breakfast? That's the problem. Okay. All the years that Sona was my assistant, I lived in fear of her not getting her susten. Because her mood would go. No, no, you would be, you would become the Tasmanian devil. You really would. No, I know. If you didn't get your food. And another person who does that is my wife. Okay. My wife, I learned when you were early on going out, she would say, getting a little hungry. What are you thinking about lunch? And I would think, yeah, yeah, we could do lunch.

I learned that I need to act on that first warning sign.

Yeah.

Because she's a lithium battery.

I see.

She goes from having a charge to having no charge instantly.

Yeah.

And so then it would go downhill very quickly.

Yeah.

And so, and you're the same way, Sona. I pack snacks for my kids all the time, but then I'll eat them because if I don't eat, but also. You know, can I say something else? Your kids are malnourished. Yeah, they are. They're not eating. You're constantly eating their snacks. They're not eating. In an airplane where you've got to take care of yourself first?

Yeah.

Okay.

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