I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power embarrassing Eddie makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Patti power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelaware. Dot-org. Any ad we see, we must buy it. Fair witness. We're about to conceptualize the ancient Borat meme. What the f*** has our channel become?

What are we actually doing?

Okay, this is your school project. You're bringing in.

It's a shoe with little J's on. What are you giving the child as a mark?

Something that inspires you?

Yeah, I'd say that's pretty cool.

It's a good tap into modern meme culture or something.

Put it over here. Yes. Right there. Let it try. Does it feel comfortable? Like, it was feel even?

Yeah. Okay. That looks good. I like that.

This looks wish tier. With star-o. Yeah, classic star-of-line.

Uh-oh.

I'm gonna slow down.

Why?

I was about to rip that into pieces.

Okay.

What the f f f f*** is that?

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