We Found The Cure...

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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We are here because of the "No Limits " people who were willing to take a risk. So, if you're thinking of taking a risk, go do it. Now onto more serious issues, like parents caring too much about their toddler's sport, breast milk "curing" everything, and the fact check that proves John RIGHT, instead of wrong.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)No limits people (4:40)Juneteenth debacle in Greenville (30:25)Jack Harlow (43:35)John was actually RIGHT (54:40)Breast milk (1:11:14)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to drinkAG1.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	Net, it's a positive.
0:17.0	Net positive, baby.
0:20.0	I come, I'm starting out different today, dude. I'm starting out different.
0:26.8	I'm with 62 episodes in, why not switch out?
0:28.9	Yeah, my net positive. Maybe everybody from all around the world is in here.
0:33.0	Everyone.
0:34.0	Not everyone, but we're charting in.
0:36.0	We have a new, how do we introduce a segment?
0:38.0	We have a new country that we start charting on the charts in that country so we bring them up we welcome them
0:45.8	and then we see what we know about them yep
0:48.4	we are big in we're charting in the top 200 in the Netherlands. We're charting in the Netherlands.
0:54.4	Oh, okay. The Netherlands.
0:57.6	All right, what do we know about it?
0:58.8	Hmm. White people.
1:01.1	Sure. Is that right? Absolutely white people.
1:03.0	Welcome to the Netherlands, welcome white skinned people of the Netherlands.
1:07.0	Way up north where it's cold, not much snow, a lot of time to just kind of...
1:11.0	Good at...
1:12.0	Good at... Be what what to be fair skin oh yeah a lot of time to be
1:15.3	good at the good world cup team that Netherlands got a good world
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