Too Pretty to Rob

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2023

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Post fourth of July, and we are feeling great. Hopefully you got to pee in a pool this weekend and enjoy some sunshine. We have a great episode with a new protestor of the week, the most insane news article ever, and some really harsh parental punishments.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)4th of July recap (6:47)Peeing in the pool (17:50)Adult swim (23:10)Protestor of the week (38:45)Too pretty to rob (1:10:05)Fan emails: crazy childhood punishments (1:25:23)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MUD/WTR: Go to mudwtr.com/netpositive to support the show and use code NETPOSITIVE for 15% offGOOD RANCHERS: Give a dad you know American meat delivered. Use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for $30 OFF at GoodRanchers.comAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to drinkAG1.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	This week's a...
0:20.0	This week'sips.
0:23.2	Sips.
0:24.0	Leave that on there.
0:28.0	Can you leave that on there?
0:29.0	Leave it in.
0:30.0	D'n't it, dude. Oh, that's like the equivalent of like drivers start your engines and you just stall.
0:37.6	Yeah, it doesn't even go.
0:38.6	He's like, oh, we gotta put some gas in it.
0:40.4	Shoot, we forgot.
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1:02.0	you get energy without the anxiety, jitters, or crash.
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1:10.4	Yep. Yeah, let's go, baby. And their blend of chai. I know that one for sustained energy.
1:16.3	Each ingredient was added for a purpose, lion's mane, that's a mushroom, for alertness.
1:33.1	Cordiseps. Yeah, baby. a to support your immune system tumor. I know what that is. Come on, that's available in the airport for soreness.
1:36.0	Cinnamon for antioxidants, baby.
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