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Net Positive with John Crist

Secretly Babysitting (w/ Tyler Fischer)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9931 Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Joining us today we have a handful of legends. Bill Burr, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, and Donald Trump. Only kidding, just the legendary Tyler Fischer, who has some of the best impressions out there. From drinking with your high school teacher, to the politics of comedy, enjoy!Intro (0:00)The ocean is not to be messed with (4:03)Introducing Tyler Fischer (17:17)It's not political (25:06)It started during covid (36:33)When is the left too far (57:25)Not black and white (1:21:00)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:GOOD RANCHERS:  Give a dad you know American meat delivered. Use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for $30 OFF at GoodRanchers.comCALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at calderalab.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0

I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the

0:06.8

it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.

0:15.0

This week's a positive.

0:17.0

This week's episode of the net positive is it the net positive just net positive yeah there is no the no the net positive brought to you about good ranchers baby

0:35.9

I'm like you see how like you see how much energy I got a ton of I got some of that good ranchers in me right now this 4th of July babies you're

0:41.0

sitting on your Swedish chair that you had to assemble

0:44.8

yourself feet propped up on your Persian rug watching your Japanese TV drinking

0:49.5

your German beer because you know the Bud like who wrote this

0:53.2

dude wow okay I got a copy trust a copy yeah you might ask yourself do you

0:58.8

have anything made in America anymore boom the answer if you go to good ranchers.com and use my promo code net positive, that

1:08.0

will be a yes because you'll strictly be eating American raised mates and I got the I got a I got a chunk of this.

1:17.2

I got a whole animal. Oh yeah I don't know what they sent me do they get you got it? I didn't get mine yet

1:20.8

I can't wait I got a box and I opened it up and there's bacon in there there's a

1:26.3

hamburger meat in there in patties whatever that's called

1:29.6

a certain oin steaks wagoo beef they give you the whole farm and then I got some

1:34.8

chicken that's like already for like fajitas nice I think yeah they gave

1:39.9

it comes in a nice nice setup.

1:42.5

Yeah, during their 4th of July sale,

1:45.8

which starts today, good ranchers is doing

1:47.6

independence daily deals.

1:49.9

That means, on the top of the $30 off, use the code net positive, you're going to also have

1:57.0

amazing deals available for the next 16 days when you go to good ranchers.com.

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