We Eat the Red Goop %% Taco Cabana Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap & Loaded Fries

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This Nick Pick crosses the line. Our Heroes are being forced to eat cartoon food at this point. Taco Cabana teams up with Cheetos to make the most confusing slop we've ever encountered but it's okay because Nick got some sauces for himself then promptly threw them away. What score do you think the Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap & Loaded Fries will get? Spoiler: you're right. We're watching THE BEE KEEPER Wednesday March 25 @ 6pm CT with YOU. Go to Patreon.com/100percenteat to get access to the discord and join the hive. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Buzz, buzz, buzz.
0:01.3	Hey, it's Eric, and that sound can only mean one thing.
0:03.4	That's right.
0:03.7	We're watching The Beekeeper with you Wednesday, March 25th at 6 p.m. Central. That's 4 p.m. Pacific, 7 p.m. Eastern. You can get on the Discord where you can watch it live with us by going to Patreon.com 100% eat. watch the beekeeper again or maybe maybe for the first time, like Jordan, and you can
0:22.7	see if you are part of the hive. Buzz, Buzz, Buzz. We'll see you there, but for now, enjoy the
0:27.6	episode. Another party invite? Well, here's a way to make their big day feel even more special.
0:35.1	Create an unforgettable birthday with Etsyy with original finds just for them.
0:40.3	Like, custom shakoutree balls for the entertainers in your life
0:43.4	or rare vintage teas for those still stuck in their grunge era.
0:46.9	From the personalized to the practical,
0:49.2	we've got you covered with millions of active listings to choose from.
0:52.8	Birthdays don't celebrate themselves. Shop at Etsy.com and discover your perfect find today.
0:58.0	Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurants to let you know if you need it.
1:10.0	You probably do. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host and my only co-host this time. Jordan swears. Jordan, how are you? I'm good. Hey, can you keep it down? Just kidding. There's no one there. We're having fun. But it's there if the money clears. Yeah. Chair is there.
1:28.0	Until the chair is reclaimed.
1:29.3	Evan's chair.
1:29.9	I want to refer to, yeah, as the Evan chair.
1:32.1	Yeah.
1:32.4	Wow.
1:32.9	This can be yours.
1:34.8	Naming rights up for grabs.
1:36.6	Yeah.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Striking Distance LLC, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Striking Distance LLC and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.