Food CRIMES! Pizza Pocket SLOP & Egg Whites with Chocolate Syrup - FOOD COURT

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Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Pizza Pocket Couple Fight, religious crackers as a snack, and Chocolate Egg Snot. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email FoodCourt@100percenteat.com Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, how you feeling, buddy?
0:02.8	It's all up here.
0:05.4	Yeah.
0:06.6	You guys probably couldn't notice.
0:08.8	I turned the temperatures down like five more degrees.
0:10.6	Oh, that's good.
0:11.2	Smart.
0:12.2	He already went down there.
0:13.2	Nick is on fire.
0:15.8	Well, I forgot for some reason.
0:18.6	Moving right along.
0:19.8	Yeah, I was maybe some reason. Moving right along. Hang it, I'll do one more.
0:21.6	Yeah, maybe 62.
0:23.6	We are looking for Suze.
0:26.6	Suez, are you here?
0:29.6	Suez.
0:30.6	Oh, God.
0:31.6	Dun, dun, done, done.
0:35.6	Like Sierra, by the way,
0:37.8	see what I'm saying,
0:38.3	guys, I made it out alive.
0:39.5	Yeah, and those apply.
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