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100% Eat

Nick on the Cross - Taco Cabana Ride Along

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Climb on the cross with the Sauce Monkey as he gets sauce for himself. JARED WHO is mad about Nick Pick's and Nick is gettin tricked by insurance. Or he's tricking them. FOUR of the meals. One? This is our first look at red goop. AND DON'T FORGET that we're watching Beekeeper (2024) with YOU on Wednesday March 25th at 6pm CT on discord! Get on by going to Patreon.com/100percenteat NOW! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Buzz, buzz, buzz.

0:01.3

Hey, it's Eric, and that sound can only mean one thing.

0:03.4

That's right.

0:03.7

We're watching The Beekeeper with you Wednesday, March 25th at 6 p.m. Central. That's 4 p.m. Pacific, 7 p.m. Eastern. You can get on the Discord where you can watch it live with us by going to Patreon.com 100% eat. watch the beekeeper again or maybe for for the first time, like Jordan, and you can see

0:22.9

if you are part of the hive.

0:24.6

Buzz, Buzz, Buzz.

0:25.6

We'll see you there.

0:26.4

But for now, enjoy the episode.

0:28.8

Hot take.

0:29.6

McDonald sucks.

0:30.7

And Nick is awesome also.

0:32.2

Kama.

0:32.7

Arch is no better than a whopper.

0:35.8

YouTube comment.

0:37.1

Wait, Nick, how do you feel about that guy being on your side? Yeah. Um, hmm. Right? On one day, well, Nick is cool. First of all saying, arch is no good. It's amazing. It was very good. Also, no better than a Whopper. That's insane. I'm just saying, just maybe like if you're feeling sleepy one day, Like in the middle of the night, when you go to the bathroom, accidentally go out your front door and wander on a highway.

0:54.3

Like this one. Yeah, like this one right next to the Taco Cabana. Yep. That's how you know it's good. Out of your mind. Yep. This is a different Taco Cabana that we've been, we haven't been to this one. Fucking Burger King lovers. This one I remember being the last good one. Is that right, Nick?

1:10.8

This is the last message.

1:11.7

Well, the last vestige.

1:12.1

Like eight years ago. Last vestige. We are very Christ-like today. What? Eight years ago. Festages. Talk about vestiges. Talk about getting crucified. Yeah. Yeah. So last time I saw Stitt and everybody was like, Oh, you're gone for yourself.

1:27.1

And I said, no, it's for everybody.

1:28.4

Okay, thank you.

1:29.7

Right.

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