It counts! Welcome to 100% Eat the show where it counts every week at every fast food restaurant to let you know if it counts, it probably does. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-os, Jordan, Swerin, how are you? Does this count? We can get right into it. I'm mad. Why are you mad? Rugpole, shitty Eric. Shitty Eric shit person. He stole McDonald's and fortunes from us. We decided well in advance, I feel like. Well in advance. I said it last week. What we were doing for this week's episode. And what are we doing for this week's episode? Well, what we decided we were doing was we were going. Check in the box. No, that's not what it says.. You see it's crossed out. And then it says Arby's on top of it. They clicked on the

video. They clicked on the episode. They know what they're, what they're listening to. But what they don't know is what they could have had. Yeah. Yeah. He did it. He did a good job. look

I look

I look over

and I just say

C bra

the Y is a little small

but

the S doesn't

look like a two

yeah I looked over and I just say Cibra. The Y is a little small, but the R. The S doesn't look like a two. Yeah, it's pretty good. The R is a little confused, but I'm okay with it. I'm forgetting how to write regular. It's going to get too good at writing backwards. It's disappearing from his brain. His kid goes, Dad, I have homework and he goes, let's see, your S-a-B-2s. I can't read any of this. We got R.B. Steak Nuggets. Yeah. Why? We were supposed to do Monopoly. We were supposed to go to McDonald's and play Monopoly. We were going to get so much food and just do the whole episode playing Monopoly. Yeah. And I thought that was a really fun idea. I was looking forward to it. At least of all, because McDonald's is actually pretty decent food. But we have Arby's steak nuggets. And then I get here and I'm like, we're talking, we're hanging out, we're about to go. And I say, oh, Nick, get your McDonald's app ready. And Eric goes, going to Arby's.

Oh, I didn't,

I didn't hide it.

I just said,

we're going to Arby's.

He hid it until that moment.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

So you did hide it.

Yeah. Right. Yeah, I didn't hide it. I didn't say it like it was a weak little, uh-oh. I said, He utterly made a decision.

Lying through a mission.

And knew to hide it. Also, he knew to hide his shame.

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