We Almost Get Run Over | Arby's Ride Along

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5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Our Heroes are on a ride home and no one wants them to make it. Everyone is mad about McDonald's, bitch ass dad. Take us to Monopoly. So are we making a company account or what? Sorry Nick. Enjoy a cup of dog food. And don't forget about FOOD COURT this Friday at 7pm CT on our discord. Get access at https://Patreon.com/100percenteat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Arby's.
0:01.0	Jordan.
0:02.0	Is the video that you can see on the back of his phone, the thing that we bought and everything? It's upside down, right? Yeah. Okay. I'm just making sure. Always. Most of the time. It's kind of confusing. Well, it doesn't fit the other way. It doesn't fit the other way. And I'm not holding it the other way. Yeah, he's not holding it the other way. Yeah, he would never.
0:21.0	Oh, boy.
0:22.0	Oh, cool!
0:23.0	Hi there!
0:24.0	Let's get chris. way. And I'm not holding it the other way. Yeah, he would never. Oh, boy. Oh, cool!
0:22.6	Hi there! Let's get crushed!
0:24.6	That's cool for you! That's... It's so weird that he couldn't see me, huh?
0:30.6	That's so strange! Does he need more mirrors? How bizarre.
0:33.6	More wide mirrors? That dude's never used that tow hitch.
0:36.6	Yeah, no shit. That guy's all hat and no cattle. God damn. What about all cattle no hat? Well, then you're just a cowboy. Oh. Yeah. And you're getting a cowboy with no sunburned. You're getting, you can't be a cowboy with no hat. Why would you stop directly? Is I going to wear his shirt?
0:54.4	I think it's a flesh.
0:55.9	Do you want him to be?
0:56.5	It's a flesh colored shirt.
0:58.5	He's wearing a flesh shirt?
0:59.5	This RV sucks.
1:00.6	Why wouldn't the red car pull up?
1:02.7	We said that at Torchies, but this is the worst part.
1:04.9	What?
1:05.6	This and the one at the airport and like Lamar.
1:10.3	That at parking lot also sucks.
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