Humanoid Shaped Cookies - Torchy's Tacos Ride Along

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Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Pasta Pete broke in and maybe ate some humanoid cookies with chocolate on the back. MAYBE ITS A TIE! Let the chips fall where they may as long as there's one loser. Monster Munch sucks still, by the way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup. It's not a burger. That patty is actually sausage, which makes this a sandwich. A breakfast sausage sandwich, the new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's. Made with RSPCA at short pork. Until 11 a.m. Price and participation may vary. Up charges and fees apply to delivery. Subjects for availability. Let's see if anyone hits me from the side. Well, it hit Jordan. This really is one of the worst parking lots. It is. It is. It's so small for having a torchie. Like, it's crazy. It's the torches and the UPS store. Everyone is coming here for that. Yeah. Yeah. And nothing else. And everyone perks haphazardly at the UPS store because they're like, I'll just be a second. Right. You're never a second inside the UPS.
0:44.3	One fucking second, bitch.
0:46.0	It takes so long.
0:49.2	It's one second.
0:50.0	Just give me to say, I'm doing it myself.
0:51.9	It's an Amazon return.
0:53.5	It's an Amazon return.
0:54.6	I know how to do it.
0:55.5	What's the big deal?
0:56.7	It's only double parking.
0:57.7	They're out of bag. Give me to say, I'm doing it myself. It's an Amazon return. It's an Amazon return.
0:54.6	I know how to do it.
0:55.6	What's the big deal?
0:56.7	It's only double parking.
0:57.7	They're out of bags.
0:58.7	Oh, um, jeez.
1:00.3	Oh, um.
1:01.3	All right, let me get in line.
1:02.3	Yeah.
1:02.7	Yeah.
1:06.5	And don't even get me started on the HGB parking line.
1:08.4	I park as far away from the EGB as possible. You gotta walk, otherwise you have gone. I mean, the time it would take you to drive closer to the entrance in front of it, where everybody's crossing and all these other cars are coming out and there are no parking spots, you could just park further away and walk there. Now imagine this, you park further away,
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