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Minion Death Cult

We don't need Facebook (The Matrix's wh*re) shutting us down!

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Today we cover the recent Andrew Tate saga: a man who got so mad at Greta Thunberg he posted a two-minute video on twitter about how he wasnt owned and then immediately got arrested for sex trafficking.

He claims that agents of "The Matrix" were sent to silence him, but we look at his self-help dating university(?) where he brags about doing stuff that sounds a lot like sex trafficking.

We enter a Facebook group of fans accusing Greta of doxxing him and dissecting the hand signals in his arrest video,

And finally we discuss how the outrage over Epstein and the moral panic around "groomers" doesnt apply to a man who gives advice on how to do just this.


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Music: Huggy Bear - No Sleep

Transcript

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0:00.0

I watched one video where the guy was like, I know in the beginning you guys can see the glare off my glasses.

0:05.0

And I was like, wow, what, that is a thing?

0:07.0

Shit.

0:08.0

Because like if I see that, now it's gone.

0:10.0

Now it's gone because I'm not looking right at it.

0:12.0

You know?

0:14.0

Just gotta get periphery training.

0:17.0

Is that like waist training?

0:20.0

You bind your eyes to the left.

0:23.4

Yeah, exactly.

0:25.1

So the glare on your glasses doesn't shine through?

0:28.6

See, it's hard to remember what you do is you put, you put some, you put some, some, some

0:32.9

lime on the, the left side of your, your left eyeball and also left side of your right eyeball but it's

0:38.8

they're gonna feel like you're doing it wrong but you nose on one side ear on the other side

0:44.3

okay uh listener if you know how to stop the glare in tony's glasses from the computer screen

0:51.8

right in minion death cold at gmail.com like yeah lasic just

0:56.7

stop wearing glasses you ancient person yeah uh so i found out some horrible news about my girlfriend

1:05.2

recently oh no no who my lovely girlfriend or so i thought uh because we're going to go see Avatar the way of water.

1:16.2

And she's like, oh, I can't because I can't wear contacts while I watch 3D.

1:21.0

And then if I try to watch it without my glasses, it hurts my, it hurts my head.

1:25.6

It gives me a headache.

1:27.2

Yeah.

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