I love SONG OF THE SOUTH (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

This week, Disney exchanges the Song of the South references in Splash Mountain for a scene with their only Black Princess, a right wing tik tokfluencer does a snarky clapback, and we come up with some of our own replacement ideas

Also, LIFE has been CANCELLED thanks to a woke update on the classic board game. A facebook mom has all the details.

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0:00.0	Okay, so conclusion, Lindsay says.
0:07.0	Conclusion. In the old game of life, everyone married and most had kids, as that was something that just happened after you married.
0:14.4	This was exactly like real life. You could build a great life in multiple ways because marrying and children were legitimate ways to invest in the future.
0:24.3	Just like the more financial.
0:26.0	Married with children.
0:27.3	Yeah.
0:30.8	Just like the more financial options, such as buying a house or choosing a career.
0:35.3	Those are, you know, they don't want you to do this anymore. Millennials, they don't, they hate buying a house and choosing a career. Those are, you know, they don't want, they don't want you to do this anymore.
0:38.5	Millennials, they don't, they hate buying a house and they hate choosing a career that they
0:43.3	could have.
0:43.7	I mean, if they like that they do it more, right?
0:45.6	Yeah.
0:46.7	Family was wealth, not liability.
0:49.3	And it was just fun seeing what kind of family you ended up with.
0:52.8	The new game sends a very different message.
0:55.0	If you want to win this dystopian game of life,
0:58.0	it's best to avoid marriage and children as they cost you and slow you down.
1:02.7	You definitely can't have a lot of kids.
1:05.3	That's not even an option.
1:07.0	There's no reason marriage and children have any...
1:09.1	You know, you can still have a lot of kids in real life.
1:11.4	Well, some people can, Lindsay.
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