Crazy jeans is a sin. It is not of God. (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2023

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Today: the Taliban calls for Andrew Tate's release, citing his opposition to demonic force of feminism

and a new trend is sweeping the nation: calling the police on dollar bills. An elderly facebook couple has all the info

and finally! A facebook pastor with common-sense sermons about jeans and movie's

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0:00.0	Weed doesn't give you happiness, it gives you demons. Stop it. Okay. Victor Edith on December 19th says,
0:09.0	Pastors! So pastor apostrophe, yes.
0:12.0	Please stop your congregation from wearing crazy jeans.
0:17.0	Crazy jeans is a sin. is not of god like i want to go ahead and agree with my guy here again
0:28.4	i do think we don't i think we need to do away with crazy jeans they're so fucking crazy
0:35.0	dude why why are you so crazy is he They're so fucking crazy, dude. Why?
0:39.7	Why are you so crazy?
0:45.5	Is he talking about Jinkos or is he talking about like tight jeans?
0:49.5	He's talking about the Jinkos that have like a flame embroidered all the way up.
0:56.0	There's no need to carry a two liter bottle in your pocket. You shouldn't be able to fit a two liter bottle in your pocket sorry if you drink fan if you if you drink uh fago fago thank you if you
1:03.9	drink fago you will grow up to be a prostitute the crazy jeans like i saw some jeans the other day and they, like, had some fucking, um,
1:14.7	had some flames on them.
1:16.6	It's like some green flames on them.
1:19.2	There were some jeans were, these jeans were crazy.
1:21.4	Yeah.
1:22.4	Uh, I saw some jeans.
1:23.9	I saw some jeans and they were baggy, you know, like Jinkos, and they had just three pin
1:29.9	stripes up the side, like a like a 1960s Woody surfboard longboard.
1:37.0	And these weren't so crazy.
1:38.4	That's kind of like a lame thing to do on your jeans.
1:42.3	Still not of God.
1:44.3	Still not. still found upon.
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