We didn't die on holiday!!!!!!!!

HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0	Now, are all the traitors present?
0:02.5	Let's get started, shall we?
0:04.5	From rags to riches.
0:05.8	I'm so sick of this.
0:07.0	Working like a dog and being treated worse.
0:09.1	Yorkshire to New York.
0:10.7	Poor climbers, you and me.
0:12.4	A life dedicated to revenge.
0:14.3	Let's make this an occasion to remember.
0:16.9	A woman of substance on Channel 4.
0:19.1	Stream now.
0:20.4	Get a free bet when you bet five pounds. every week of the Premier League season and a big boost every day.
0:26.1	That's satisfaction from Labbrooks.
0:28.1	And for extra satisfaction, here's the decency's garage style.
0:31.1	18 plus 1st September to 24th of May.
0:33.4	Opting weekly.
0:34.5	Selected Premier League markets.
0:37.3	Max, one free bet per week, values vary.
0:41.0	Restrictions and TNCs apply.
0:44.3	Daily odds boosts TNCs on labbrooks.com.
0:48.6	Gamblingware.org.
0:50.2	Okay, we need to talk.
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