Troubling development.

We had our first fight, and by that I mean physical fight.

It's over. Dan accidentally slapped me.

I was gaming and I was locked in. It was very important chat, okay?

And then Phil comes up to me yapping about some nonsense.

To be fair, I got very close to the mouse.

You got up in my business, and so I tried to shoo you away.

I didn't realize quite how close you were, and I just went,

and I fully under chin slapped you.

You slapped me.

I was about to ruin your video game moment.

We looked at each other agasp by the contact that happened, and I'm into the... I am so sorry. But Dan felt so bad. He wanted to give me a free hit back. I was like, all right. I don't want to do the whole mind game thing. I don't want you saying, oh, you owe me this for the next three weeks. Slap me back right fucking now. Phil, if we're going to get even, smack me. And then I tried, but then I was too scared to do it hard at the same hardness. Phil, like violence just does not come easily to Phil. And the problem was, Phil kept trying to do it until he thought he'd done it sufficiently hard enough. And it was not. And this is the issue, okay? Phil's like, wait, okay, here we go.

No, and I'll come on, Phil. Try one more time. Ah! No, I'm scared. One more time. Okay, Phil, you've slapped me three times now. But no, it's not even yet. Look, I'm a pacifist. And then you goaded me so much, I slapped you too hard.

Thought those whiz- in my face.

I'm like, Phil, a pacifist. And then you go to me so much. I slapped you too hard.

Phil doesn't in my face.

I'm like, Phil, you fucking hit me.

I did.

You hit me?

No, but you actually just hit me.

So now you've got a token to hit me back the amount of hit that I hit you.

Let's do it right now.

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