Phil sent me an ass video and now I can’t go to the gym

HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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0:34.5	From rags to riches.
0:35.9	I'm so sick of this.
0:37.1	Working like a dog and being treated worse.
0:38.3	Yorkshire to New York.
0:40.3	Poor climbers, you and me.
0:42.3	A life dedicated to revenge.
0:44.3	Let's make this an occasion to remember.
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0:49.3	Stream now.
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