We Call That Female Empowerment w/ Amber Nelson

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's Amber Nelson to discuss the important matter of where they fall on the Monster Fucker scale, and once again the issue of just where Tom Cruise penetrates those fish. Diane Keaton passed, an interviewer asked Julia Roberts and Andrew Garfield a coded question and Julia Roberts had to be like "um excuse me", Alec Baldwin drove HILARIA's car into a tree with his bro Stephen, and in more HILARIAAAAA news she's started her, how you say, "woe is me" campaign after being voted off DWTS. Julia Roberts shared that Oprah shipped her baby gifts to her remote home in dead of night via private delivery trucks, Katy P was seen kissin' Justin Trudeau on a yacht, plus child groomer and "apology" video savant Colleen Ballinger has started her Swifty era by sharing her love for "CANCELLED!." Aubrey Plaza dresses as a Christmas Witch each Halloween to scare kids, A List (that's definitely NOT The Epstein List) of more wildly shockin' celeb facts you that maybe YOU didn't knoooooow ICAN'TBELIEVETHATTHEY'RETRUUUUEEE, blindz, and Jackie's Snackie's starts at 1:11:57.338 with a mushin' mashin' of MJ's Minute Munchies til 1:16:42.850, plus even more HAWT goss' this week on Page 7 Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Well, it's been raining here in L.A. and I got to say it is a bit of a bitch episode. That's why I want to bump it up with.
0:16.9	Because tonight for the first time, just about a bastard, for the first time in history, it's got to start raining men.
0:31.2	It's raining man.
0:33.8	Hallelujah, it's raining man.
0:37.3	I'm going to go out to run and let myself. Hallelujah, it's raining man. Amen.
0:38.8	I'm going to go out to run and let myself get absolutely soaking wet.
0:46.5	It's raining man.
0:48.4	Just for you, Amber Nelson.
0:50.5	Welcome to the show.
0:51.7	Oh, I'm so excited.
0:52.9	And I did start it at a higher note than I meant to, but, you know, sometimes you just got a vibe with it. You're just excited because finally the earth gets a little sweet treat. Oh, God, it needs it so badly. MJ, you don't even know. It never rains here. I do know that. I think everyone, everyone knows that about L.A.
1:12.4	It's like the one fact.
1:13.6	Everyone knows about L.A.
1:15.8	That it doesn't rain.
1:16.6	But that's, you know, I'm happy for you.
1:18.7	Do you guys have like a nice little sweater that you're wearing and like a nice little like
1:23.4	blind melon that you're listening to?
1:26.0	Oh, I wish.
1:27.5	No, I mean, Amber showed up in this purple and gold jumpsuit that I looked her up and down.
1:34.4	I was like, bitch, you look good.
1:36.0	And then you were like, stop, I don't.
1:38.1	And I needed to say it again on the air because nobody can see you and you look fabulous.
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