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Second Helpings - That's Trans Fats to the Max

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week we got NO HOLDEN'S ALLOWED, so Jackie decides to come clean about LYING about HER FEELS regarding the new Taytay album to get some peace, but at least he's still showin' off his cardigan. While it might be Sweater Weather for some, it's also Heidi Klum season over here and we're all so happy for her! Mariah Carey's ice is starting to crack as the 1st draws closer, GOOP was interview for a baffling profile in "British Vogue", and apparently said it's just so "punk rock" that Timothee Chalamet is dating a woman with kids...ya know....Kylie Jenner. She also gave up smokin' cigs years AFTER she was runnin' her crazy website, because integrity is everything to her after all. A photo of Meghan Markle mid-canning blew Jackie's mind so much she forgot MJ was the one to send it to her to begin with! SKIM's truly has their ear focused on the common person as they are releasing merkin thongs, and Comrade Cardi stands up for rentin' man! NOW IT'S TIME TO TALK 'BOUT DANCIN' WITH THE STARS! It was tribute week and everyone cried for Robert Irwin EXCEPT one LPN monster, plus Peacemaker has wrapped and Jackie is upset, that's all she's gotta say about it. But MJ gives a bit more detail for an earlier plot point, and more on this weeks "Second Helpings"! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

Probably better

0:10.2

A second time

0:12.2

Round your damn right

0:14.8

And don't worry guys

0:16.2

Not a holdin in sight

0:18.1

No, there is no hold it

0:20.6

Let's call him. Let's call him in here we get him in here? Should we actually? Bring him. I miss him. I feel like he probably just dropped off the kids. So we'll get him in here. I'm sure he has, he did have his cardigan on yesterday. He was showing it off to people in the office again. I love that for him. I need you all to know,

0:39.4

you're like, oh, I'm annoyed by Holden coming on here and talking about Taylor Swift. It doesn't end

0:44.8

when he leaves the microphone. So think about us for a second. I like, I, it is so, I've had people

0:51.3

like private message me and ask me like, is he doing a bit?

0:55.0

And I'm like, sweetheart, this, there's, this, he's never done less of a bit in his life.

1:00.4

Like he, I was really, I was really worried about him, you know, because he gets, he takes it.

1:06.0

He's so upset and he takes it so personally.

1:08.8

I mean, yes, and you listened to us on air with him. You know,

1:13.7

I'm going to say it, lying about some of how I felt about the album. I'm going to throw that.

1:19.4

I'm going to say lying to him. I have to. Sometimes, okay, guys, sometimes you'll cry. Sometimes you have to lie to

1:26.4

lie to protect your friends feeling. That or he's just, or I'm just going to have to hear about it more. We're just talking about this where it's like for the people that really, really, really hate her. It's like, stop thinking about her. Don't give her that much purchase in your brain. She doesn't fucking deserve it. Release.

1:44.5

Release.

2:03.1

You know what you can do if you want to fill your brain with joy? You can watch this week's fucking dancing with the stars. Okay. Wow. We're talking about dancing with the stars out the gate. Okay, we can not. We can wait. We can wait. I don't know how I think we, I don't know whether that's, to me, that's top of mind, okay, because it was

2:01.6

dedication week.

2:02.5

But we can wait.

2:03.1

That is top of mind.

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