We Bought Every Weird Ad We Saw

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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We Bought Every Weird Ad We Saw

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0:00.0	Oh!
0:02.0	Obama candle!
0:04.0	Bird lamb!
0:05.0	Hey!
0:06.0	I wanted this!
0:08.0	I don't feel good, Mr. Craps.
0:12.0	Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:14.0	Is this you?
0:21.6	This cup sucks! It's not even sexy!
0:24.6	How am I supposed to put my lips on something that I'm not sexually attracted to?
0:28.6	Did you know 7 million Americans die every day from dehydration?
0:33.6	It's true! And it's not because there's lead in the drinking water, it's because the cups we're drinking from just aren't sexy enough.
0:41.3	Will this madness ever end? Will anyone save us?
0:45.3	This is truly the darkest day of man.
0:49.3	Don't worry, Chad. There is hope. And it tastes like pineapples.
0:53.3	Introducing the new Cold Ones Wifu Cups by Gamer Subs.
0:57.0	Gone of the days of boring unsexy water cups and boring unsexy water.
1:02.0	Wow! Now that's a sexy cup. I'm horny. Me too, Chad.
1:08.0	Me too. Together, we can defeat dehydration by making water sexy again.
1:16.6	Purchase one of our new Wifu cups and do your part in saving the world.
1:20.6	Buy the cups!
1:22.6	Wait, where's my cup?
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