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Drunk Australians Try Science

Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Drunk Australians Try Science

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0:00.0

Five, four, three, two, one.

0:05.0

Oh!

0:07.0

Hello, everyone!

0:13.0

Welcome to another video.

0:18.0

A science video.

0:20.0

Today we are joined by a scientist.

0:22.4

Scientist Tom. Explosions of Fire. Are we allowed to say your real name? Yes. Okay, perfect.

0:27.4

He is a trained professional. He will be doing most of the science. Me and Chad will be doing most of the

0:33.1

drinking. Tom, what are your credentials? I have a degree. I've just submitted my PhD thesis.

0:38.3

Ooh, that sounds good.

0:39.3

I haven't passed yet though, so I don't...

0:41.3

After they see this video, I don't think they're going to pass. Yeah, they might fail me on this. What have you got for us today? We don't know too much. To start with, I got some cold ones, so we've got some dry eyes. Oh look it froze. Oh my god it actually throws it at the bottom. Our first science.

0:53.8

Whoa! Science is lit! Can you tell us the process of It froze. Oh my god, it actually froze it at the bottom. Our first science.

0:54.5

Whoa!

0:56.4

Science is lit.

0:58.9

Can you tell us the process of how that happened?

1:00.0

No.

1:06.0

So dry ice is frozen carbon dioxide, so it's minus 79 degrees Celsius.

1:07.6

So be careful with it.

1:07.9

No.

1:08.5

It's pretty cold.

1:47.3

I put some in water to cool down my beer and this thing is fucking freezing cold. So if you guys ever want to do like a cold punch at home in the bathtub. It is important to note we are outside. Look at this beautiful day. We're sweating our tits off out of here. But at least we get a lot of ventilation, which stops us from dying. Okay, that's good. Yeah, it's good. What's the dish type for? We're going to be putting detergent in water. Science! We're starting off safe, I think. What level of science is this? Uh, the first one. If I get you some gloves, you want some gloves? Yeah, you want some gloves. some gloves. For safety purposes, I will put some gloves on. Fucking nerd. Okay. You ready? Yeah. It feels good to dig in. I feel like I'm playing with something I shouldn't.

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