We Tested Vintage Kitchen Gadgets (with iDubbbz)

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Ever wondered how people cooked before air fryers and smart ovens? 🍳
In this video, we team up with iDubbbz to put some weird, wild, and wonderfully old-school kitchen gadgets to the test! From egg slicers to hand-cranked blenders, we find out if these vintage tools still hold up or totally flop.

#test #gadget #coldones

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0:00.0	I'm I'm Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
0:23.6	Oh!
0:25.6	Tlammy, man. Oh, ah, salami, dude.
0:40.3	Hey, what's going on guys?
0:43.3	Welcome to another fucking epic cold ones video.
0:45.3	Is that what you used to do?
0:46.3	Yeah, you like that.
0:47.3	We have assorted a bunch of retro kitchen gadgets.
0:50.3	Vintage, vintage, vintage, retro.
0:52.3	I also brought some gadgets of my own. Oh, special guest, Ian.
0:56.0	Ian has flown all the way here to Albania to test these gadgets in this undisclosed location and studio kitchen with us.
1:03.0	What will happen? Will someone get electricued? Will a hot dog blow up? Who knows?
1:07.0	I just say jump into it. Give us the first gadget.
1:09.0	First vintage kitchen gadget. You gotta figure it out yourselves this time, you know.
1:12.1	What a pizzeria, electric baker. Alright, I just say we crack into it. Oh, come on, wait a minute. Alright, you read. I don't know how to read. One warning I'll say is you don't want to overuse the wrong ingredients because they will be, like, needed for a future product. Oh, I got pizza bases. I got pizza bases. I got pizza bases. Come on, Dasi. You could have just given us flat. We could have made this shit from scratch.
1:30.8	I want to be here. for a future product. Oh, I got pizza bases. I got pizza bases. Come on, Darcy.
1:28.3	You could have just given us flat.
1:29.7	We could have made this shit from scratch.
1:30.8	I want to be here two, fucking 3 a.m.
1:32.7	So what the fuck do we do?
1:33.7	Do we have a PowerPoint somewhere, Darcy?
1:34.7	Yeah, it's in the instructions, Chad.
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