We're gonna click every single ad and we have to buy it.

We have a bunch of packages and we're gonna open them up. Ah. I'm kind of excited. What the fuck is this? A neck massager. It comes with a remote. Alright, I'm gonna turn it on now. I don't know which button to hit. Ah! That's not doing anything besides electrocuting me. Ah! It's just burning me. It's like a little... It's like a...

What the f ff?

Next.

This is a shirt. This is your outfit. Yep. Put a mine. What the f*** is that? I actually ripped a button off. I'm open. Oh! 13 bars. Why did we get so many? Hmm. That is really good.

I actually like this vegetarian ones.

Alright, next one.

I catch you what was not?

Everything looks like it's made by f***ing apple.

Yeah.

Oh, it's a wireless charging kit.

Yeah.

Actually something cool.

Look at that.

Just charges things wirelessly.

Charging? No. We've been scammed. Charge! There you go. Now, oh. Nope. You have to find the right spot for it to charge. I feel like it magnetizes, but then it just slips off. Take the band off. But that seems like a lot of tedious work for... Does it? Wreck! I think this sucks... Let's move on. Next product.

Oh, this is the... This is the projector. Man, there's a lot of setup for these things. Yeah, what the fuck? I just want to drink beer. Does it sound like it's making the sound of the rain, that Google? What the fuck? Oh! Oh! That actually doesn't look that. on that on the I search? Chad, how will you lift your shirt up and I'll put it on your stomach? Telly tubbies. That's... Oh, that's almost something. Alright, that's enough. We've proved that point. It's a skimp on the bubble wrap in this one. Oh, this is on that electrocates your eyeballs and turns into f***-goo. Goo. Oh, that feels awesome. What the f*** has happened? V-R! Oh my god. It inflates and deflates.

Punguring my eyeball. Chad, why is it making that sound? That feels really good. Oh, it's massaging the side of my head now. I don't mind it. Especially the sound effect. It's like an actual train station. I don't mind. It's not rain. I'm done with having my eyes being turned to goo. Remember there was like a teddy bear thing. Style. Teddy borg hoodie. It feels like on the inside. It feels like I'm wearing a plastic bag. What's the point of that? Give you a little cuddle. Oh, that feels good. It feels good for you. Kind of almost. Oh, it's a rainbow table. Oh, that was sadly sad. Cool, like... Yeah, there we go. If that doesn't exist, invent the Reddit and post that. This is oddly no-i. This is oddly infuriating. I finished it! There you go. Cool, that looks so good in the image. It looks like plastic sh-oh my god you're trying to take my

head off oh it's that pillow i ordered that you said was stupid yeah what do you think about now

you're looking at it doesn't look like this in the photos did it time for a good night

rass tell me a story dad no i'm queued oh oh my outfit what i swear this thing looked like it was a

full lamp in the picture oh it's kind of epic and lit. It's a light bulb.

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