Celebrity Lookalikes on CAMEO will say ANYTHING!

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Watch as hilarious celebrity doppelgängers deliver wild, unexpected messages that will leave you laughing out loud. From crazy shoutouts to outrageous requests, no topic is off-limits! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup.
0:04.7	It's not a burger.
0:05.6	That patty is actually sausage, which makes this a sandwich.
0:08.6	A breakfast sausage sandwich, the new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's.
0:12.8	Made with RSPCA at short pork.
0:15.6	Until 11am.
0:16.6	Price and participation may vary.
0:17.8	Up charges and fees apply to delivery.
0:19.2	Subjects for availability.
0:20.1	We're going back a came-f-cimio!
0:22.6	And we're going to go on here and we're going to see what washed up celebrity we convinced
0:27.0	to say some f*** up shit that might compromise their moral.
0:29.9	Who is trending and why are they trending?
0:32.7	No way.
0:34.3	We can get Nick to say some grotesque about dipping his bidsing his borgas. All right, request that to Nick Acato
0:39.3	avocado. Isn't this guy from a bunch of Adam Sandler movies? Hey John, go get
0:43.4	a bowl of rice and hold it up to the camera and say,
0:47.4	are you telling me I shrimp fried this rice? What are
0:51.1	shrimp arms called? Dactyl gloves on the way?
0:54.3	How this mouth flip a walk with his tiny as jacket gloves?
0:57.8	Dactyl gloves.
0:58.6	All right, perfect.
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