Hello everyone, welcome to Cold Ones.

I'm your host Chad.

Joining me today is my best mate.

Hello.

Today we got very famous YouTube man, Mr. Beast.

How's it going?

Thanks for having me, guys.

No, thanks for coming on. How have you been?

Been good.

Yeah, I'm really excited to crank out a cold one with you

Oh wow. I thought you didn't drink. I'm a puppet. Now that we just absolutely destroyed their attention, people clicked off because they thought it was fake. Don't destroy the puppet. We've had that for so long. Do you know what that's from? No. You haven't watched a cold one's video in a while then. It's been a while. I was telling the last one I watched is PewDiePie.

Man, do you not watch YouTube anymore?

No, he watches the good stuff on YouTube.

My homepage is... Cold ones video in a while then. It's been a while. I was telling the last one I watched is PewDiePie. Man, do you not watch YouTube anymore? No, he watches the good stuff on YouTube.

My homepage is stuff you'd find boring. You can put this down now. Like how the fucking US

money supplies made and that kind of stuff. We're losing retention here. Yeah, well, bro,

hit me with something else. Well, let's talk about why you are so obsessed with retention, because I feel like that's what you talk about every time you go on a podcast. No, it's because that's all people ask me about. Don't ask me about fucking you don't let it. No way, you bring that shit up fucking organically. You say that's how your brain works and because you've been doing it so long,

that's all you sort of think about in the back of your head. Well, it's just like, obviously, what we're doing, people are going to watch. So I try to make it entertaining for them. But honestly, like, my level of care has like plummeted over the years. So I'm not as analytical as it used to be. I'm kind of just, right. When I was way more analytical, our older videos, they just kind of sucked.

Like they were way too quick and fast-paced.

And kind of, when when I was way more analytical our older videos they just kind of sucked like they were way too quick and fast-paced and kind of when I watch my videos that are a couple

years old it makes my head hurt to be honest one of the interesting things is I obviously grew up making

videos so I had no experience I didn't you know I didn't have anyone to teach me how to tell a story or

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