We Are Not the Things That Happen to Us

MeSsy with Christina Applegate & Jamie Lynn Sigler

Wishbone Production

Personal Journals, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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This week, Christina and Jamie read listener emails and discuss conditional friends, not identifying as the things that happen to us, staying honest, and more. Executive Producers: Christina Applegate, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Allison Bresnick Audio Engineer: Josh Windisch This episode is sponsored by: Fatty15 - Fatty15 is on a mission to optimize your C15 levels to help support your long-term health and wellness -Get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit at fatty15.com/MESSY and using code MESSY at checkout. Everyplate - Dig into these flavor-packed meals your household will love. New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal. Go to everyplate.com/podcast and use code MESSY199 to get started O-Positiv - Take proactive care of your health and head to OPositiv.com/MESSY or enter MESSY at checkout for 25% off your first purchase. Magic Spoon - Get 5 dollars off your next order at MagicSpoon.com/MESSY. Or look for Magic Spoon on Amazon or in your nearest grocery store.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Christina Applegate. And I'm Jamie Lynn Sigler. And this is messy.
0:10.5	The following message is brought to you by Novartis. Hi, I'm Jamie Lynn Sigler. When it comes to
0:20.4	relapsing MS treatments, your choice matters.
0:23.2	That's why talking to your doctor about your options is a big deal. But how do you know what to ask?
0:28.0	Figuring that out can be daunting. That's why I partner with Novartis to create an MS treatment
0:33.3	decision guide. It's packed with helpful info and questions for your doctor to help make an informed
0:38.4	decision. Trust me, the more prepared you are, the more confident you'll feel. Download the guide
0:43.6	right to your phone, only at Treatmentdecisionguide.com.
0:55.8	Hi, everyone.
1:00.2	It's Christina from the messy girls.
1:03.3	And her partner, Jamie.
1:05.3	Do you like my new tree?
1:07.1	Do you see my new tree that I got?
1:08.3	Yes, I do.
1:11.8	And no one else can see your new tree, but I love your new tree. I got a tree, everybody. Thank you. I felt like I needed some, like, living plant situation. Does it have to be
1:18.6	watered? Yes, this is, this bitch is alive here. This is where I fuck up. This is where I fuck up all
1:24.9	normally me too. I have this beautiful woman that takes
1:28.4	care of my home and every single time she comes here, she brings me like an orchid or something.
1:37.4	And then it just dies. And I try to remember to like, oh, you put like two ice cubes in it or
1:43.3	something like that. And then...
1:44.5	Well, orchids are very...
1:45.8	That's...
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