Biggest Fast Food Disaster %% Dairy Queen Sweet Chili Chicken Strips

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Our Heroes know that DQ is more than just ice cream, it's also chicken strips and sticky floors and no ice and not having the chicken strips. Wait what? Can we avoid disaster and maybe avoid this DQ FOREVER? Eric is pulling his hair out over this one, too bad he wasn't wearing a hat. Can I be in the photo too? Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free breakfast for life at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM Grab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Sainsbury's. Any way you can save me a few quid on my weekly shop?
0:03.6	Well, Jane, try your nectar prices. Every week in your nectar app, you can unlock up to 10
0:08.8	personalised discounts on things you love at Sainsbury's. A, Jainsbury's, if you will.
0:14.3	Sounds like my kind of place. Get personalized discounts with your nectar prices. That's good
0:19.1	food for all of us. Jamespris. I mean
0:21.7	Sainsbury. 18 plus nectar app required. Unlock up to 10 your nectar prices weekly available in
0:26.9	supermarkets online and in locals with smart shop. TNCs apply. All right. Let's do it. Here we go.
0:32.0	Michael? Yeah. Good job. Welcome to 100% eat. The show we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, not Eric. It's Jordan Swirs. Jordan, how are you? The real co-host and not this little glob, this co-tail riding fiend. That's true. You're talking about baby go-goo?
0:54.5	Yeah.
0:55.0	All right.
1:09.9	Baby goo-goo secures the food and make sure. A baby gum gum-gum? That's what it was. Little baby gum-gum so hard. 25 minutes. I already forgot what it was. Jordan, I forgot what it was six seconds after I said it. Did you say, I just wanted to be sure. 100% eat Yeah
1:10.4	Okay
1:12.0	And that's
1:12.7	Four of us
1:13.9	Yeah Did you say, I just want to be sure, 100% eat? Yeah.
1:13.9	Okay, and that's four of us?
1:14.6	Yeah.
1:17.5	Doing 100% eat.
1:18.0	Yeah.
1:19.9	Okay, I just want to make sure I got our order right.
1:20.4	Okay.
1:24.7	We got a lot of 100% eat coming, spicy too.
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