4.2 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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On this special LIVE episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians Sarah Silverman, Jillian Bell, and Mae Martin to the stage at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Sarah’s Carl is marooned up a particular creek with no paddle, but it’s the chocolate-covered fruitsicle that will be his downfall. Jillian’s Carl engineers an adorable meet cute, but unfortunately bad dates come in threes. Mae’s Carl tucks them in as snug as a bug in a rug, but something sinister lurks below the duvet. Plus, two of our audience members tell us about their own Carls.
This live show was a benefit for the SAG-AFTRA Foundation and The Entertainment Community Fund.
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0:00.0 | Are you guys ready for a great show? |
0:03.0 | Please keep that love going. This is being recorded so lack out loud as much as you possibly can. |
0:08.0 | And make it loud for your hosts, Jamila Jamil! |
0:22.0 | Thanks. |
0:24.0 | Hi! |
0:27.0 | Hello everyone! |
0:30.0 | Give it up for Zach Noe Towers for God's sake! |
0:34.0 | Hello, how are you? Are you well? |
0:38.0 | Thank God, because I'm shitting myself. |
0:41.0 | I'm very afraid of being alone on stage. |
0:43.0 | If you've ever seen my Twitter, you will know that I'm someone who far too often allows the intrusive thoughts to win. |
0:49.0 | And so it doesn't feel super safe. |
0:51.0 | But thankfully for all of us, I'm going to be joined on stage by three of the funniest people in the world. |
0:57.0 | Can we give a little round of applause for Gillian Bell? |
1:03.0 | Such a hilarious actress and human. |
1:05.0 | And one of my best friends and one of my favourite humans on the planet, May Martin! |
1:14.0 | And the comedy icon, that is Sarah Bucking Silverman! |
1:21.0 | I so appreciate you being here today. |
1:24.0 | I'm not only thankful that you've come out to support such a disgusting podcast. |
1:29.0 | I thought the world was done when it came to Jizz and Pooh, but it turns out you can't get enough. |
1:35.0 | So thank you very much for that. |
1:37.0 | But most importantly, thank you for coming out tonight to support the Hollywood strike. |
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