We went out and he, I remember he had a tooth he could take out and then he told me a story about

how he did this art experiment where he put blenders on either side of a table and he had

jars of mice on one side and jars of strawberries on the other and he had a flip of coin

and he was like whichever it comes up heads or tails like

everything from that side goes into the blender and I blend it as an experiment in anticipation

and I remember being like so like what happened and he said it came up strawberries like

heads or whatever and I said but what would you have done if it had come up the other and he

said I don't know and I was like oh okay why are you going to date for a couple months?

yeah oh no! How did you meet this guy? In Jail, she met him in Jail, obviously.

Hi Akash, Alison, Raskin and Robco and welcome to Bad Dates. Thank you so much. I want to find out

before we get into your stories what you guys feel about the dating world. I'm going to start

with I'm going to start with Alison I think. Alison, what's it like to date you?

Well historically it was a disaster. Right. I sort of am famously bad at dating when I was

growing up and I've turned it into a bit of a career where I talk about it all the time. Yeah.

Wrote a book about it, had a show called A Nightmare to Date. I would I found out about this.

I was like this is right up my alley. So I was a nightmare because I had a lot of mental health

struggles that I think were really exacerbated by dating so I like kind of hit every

quote unquote crazy girl stereotype out there. A particular crazier thing that you did?

Was there a pattern? I mean there's so much but I was so desperate for a partner. So it was like

you know like the desperation would sort of just kind of leak off of me. In senior year of college

I like lived behind this like flat house and then there was like this guy I hooked up with one

time who like lived next door and I would like walk by to see if he was home all the time.

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