I once was taken on a hike by an unbelievably handsome man,

but half way up there's the first bit of the hike.

He was way ahead of me, which is also so disrespectful,

but I remember calling up to him, just going,

hi, I'm so sorry, you're very good looking,

you're not quite good looking enough for me to do this.

So I'm going to head for him.

Oh my god, you said that.

I'm not that you said that.

Yeah, and he's handsome enough to survive it, yeah.

I heard my feelings when you said that to me on the hike,

so I'm like, yeah, I'm so excited to hear all of your stories,

and thank you for coming on.

To tell me your truth about your dating lives,

I am someone who's not had a lot of dating experience,

and so I live for these fucking stories,

and so does my lovely audience.

Before we get into everyone's specific tales,

I just want to kind of get to know you,

none of us know each other, right?

None of us know each other.

This is a blind date.

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